The life and times, of Planet Earth

Had a hard year in 2011 but finally got back on track at the end so 2012 is the start of something new and hopefully the re-launch of a really cool blog !!!

January 26, 2012 8:49 pm

Dear ______,


I   w_a_n_n_a___f_u_c_k  you. You have a nice _D_i_c_k_. You make me _j_i_z_z_. You should _c_o_m_e___f_u_c_k___m_e_ Someday I will _H_a_v_e____Y_o_u. You + me = _S_e_x___g_o_d_s_. 

If I saw you now I’d _f_u_c_k___y_o_u_. I want to _f_u_c_k_ you. I would build a _b_e_d_ just for you.

If I could sing you any song it would be _b_o_o_m___b_o_o_m___b_o_o_m___b_o_o_m___i___w_a_n_t___y_o_u

___i_n___m_y___r_o_o_m_ 

We could _f_u_c_k_ under the stars. 

(P.S. _j_o_k_i_n_g___s_i_z_e___d_o_e_s___m_a_t_t_e_r_.)